Logan Lerman hits the hot spot

And look, Logan Lerman isn't any guy next door.
He's the hottest guy on planet Earth.
In Venus, Jupiter, Saturn, Pluto, whatever hella planets
Hot! Hot! Hot! Hot! Hot! Hot! Hot! Hot! Hot! Hot! Hot! Hot! Hot! Hot! Hot! Hot! Hot! Hot! Hot! Hot! Hot! Hot! Hot! Hot! Hot! Hot! Hot! Hot! Hot! Hot! Hot! Hot! Hot! Hot! Hot! Hot! Hot! Hot! Hot! Hot! Hot! Hot!
BURNING HOT!
Ahhhhh, I'm in love..


It's just like this.

Scene 1:
A girl is following Logan

Scene 2:
This girl spots a speck of dust on Logan's beautiful face

And goes DUST ALERT!!!!

Scene 3:
This girl gets angry with that speck of dust

Scene 4:
Logan feels that SOMEONE is behind him
This girl gets furious with that speck of dust

Scene 5:
This girl runs in front of Logan
And tries to blow this speck of dust off his beautiful face

Scene 6:
Logan gets creeped out and runs away
This girl is bewildered

Scene 7:
This girl is astonished
Because she had spread her germs from her mouth
To Logan's beautiful face

Scene 8:
This girl
Slaps herself for ruining his beautiful face

Practically that's how my definition of perfection goes like.
I mean like "Wou wou wou, look at that hot gahhhh"

He's so cute like ;
If he went past me I would be..
QWERTYUIOPLKJHGFDSAZXCVBNM *faints*